P: Welcome back after the Turkey Day hiatus, Cosmere Chickens. Lyndsey and I are back at it and wondering… “Can you feel the love tonight, the peace the evening brings?” Because guurrrlll, Raoden is all starry eyed and love sick and we are HERE for it. We’ve been waiting for him and his Teo princess with the eyes and the wits and the form… to be thrust together in Elantris and, as evil as it was to do, we kind of thank Hrathen for poisoning Sarene.
Did I just say that? Really?
L: You sure did. I suppose even a broken clock like Hrathen is right twice a day…
P: I suppose it is! So, Chickens, join us for the wuv… twu wuv… and see how loopy our prince is as well as how arrogant and self-important Hrathen is feeling now that he’s leveled up to HEALED BY JADDETH! ::beckons:: Right this way, you little cluckers. Join us.