Lyn: Hello, my lovely Cosmere Chickens?! Guess who’s back?
Paige: Lyndsey’s kindly filling in for Alice who has to be out with senior stuff for her daughter.
L: I’m so thrilled to be back, too. Even if it’s only for a few weeks. So, where are we? (Bet you all forgot how gif-happy I can be, didn’t you?) Is Kaladin happy yet? Has Shallan overcome her inner turmoil? Are Adolin and Dalinar on speaking terms again?
P: There’s SOOO much.
L: Oh, right. I forgot. It’s a Stormlight book. No one’s likely to be happy for a long, long time…