You’re an ordinary high school student exploring a strange magical palace with your friends. You find a garish throne room adorned with giant ass-shaped statues. And suddenly, to your surprise, you are doing battle with a massive green choad.
Literally. It’s a giant green dick. It’s named “Torn King of Desire.” You have to kill it using a combination of fire, lightning, whips, and knives. A talking cat with a slingshot helps you.
And it is very, very satisfying when you succeed. You’re ready to take on the world. This is victory.
No, it’s better than victory. This is justice.
…Okay. Let me back up a bit.