Hermione Granger Wants You to Do Your Own F*cking Homework

James Davis Nicoll asked for something special yesterday on Facebook: specifically a song where Hermione Granger maybe ranted about not doing other peoples’ homework for them (something that she spends an inordinate amount of time doing, for a person who already does everything else).

The call was answered, my friends. And it is beautiful. (Also full of curse words, so maybe NSFW?)

Here is the response, written in a day by JTigwell. Enjoy this ode to the overworked and under-appreciated everywhere:

And here are all the lyrics, if you are so inclined to sing this at your next holiday party/talent show/The Voice audition.

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