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When one looks in the box, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the cat.

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You know that fan theory about Mary Poppins being a Time Lord thanks to her endless bag and that quote about respecting Susan’s life choices? Forget that and embrace the new truth of your universe: Snoopy is a Time Lord. In fact, he’s probably the Doctor himself.

Codex Born author Jim C. Hines has blown our minds (or, being a rocket, blown our fuses) with his irrefutable proof that Snoopy, with his mysterious jaunts through time and space, is our favorite double-hearted Doctor.

How can you argue with this evidence?

His doghouse is bigger on the inside:

proof that Snoopy is a Time Lord Doctor Who Jim C. Hines

AND IT FLIES!

Woodstock is of course his companion, despite them being unable to communicate in the same language:

proof that Snoopy is a Time Lord Doctor Who Jim C. Hines

WOODSTOCK HAS BEEN SPLICED INTO SPACE AND TIME TO FIND YOU, SNOOPY.

But what about poor Charlie Brown? We’re getting a Rory Williams vibe from Chuck. (Or, on the other side of things, can’t you imagine Rory just sighing “Good grief” all through his tenure on the show? In fact we’re pretty sure he did that several times.)

Not to mention Time Lord Snoopy’s alter egos:

proof that Snoopy is a Time Lord Doctor Who Jim C. Hines War Doctor

EAT BOTH YOUR HEARTS OUT, JOHN HURT, THERE’S A NEW WAR DOCTOR.

The entire theory is at Hines’ LiveJournal (we left a lot of stuff out here) including a theory that the Stupid Cat Next Door is actually the Master.

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