I Speak Fluent Giraffe

Podcast: I Speak Fluent Giraffe: Shpydah!

A spider landed on my shoulder this morning. A great gruesome Shelob tarantuloid terrorclump, prodding and full of schemes and dastardly encreepment. Legs like wicked celery stalks, body akin to a water balloon of malice. I could hear its ichorous mandibulae chittering clicky-wet. A panic filled me, a panic one generally reserves for massacres or George Hamilton films.

This week’s I Speak Fluent Giraffe dabbles in the arachnid communication arts. Shpydah!

Check next Monday for our next installment. Remember, you can get this and all our other podcasts at Grand Master Podcast Feed.



Podcast copyright 2010, Tor.com. Story copyright 2010, Jason Henninger. Narrated and produced by Mur Lafferty.


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