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Jul 5 2012 10:00am
Lady Gaga Has Decreed It: Don’t Ever Be Ashamed to Be A Hufflepuff

Thanks to The Mary Sue for this one—In the battle over who’s house is greatest, we all know the truth: it’s Hufflepuff. So, in the interest of telling it like it is, some very talented people got together to make sure we all remember. Just trust us, this parody (set to Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way”) is lyrically solid, hilarious, and looks so darn good. And they have a dog! Who’s name is Hufflepup! We love you, Hufflepup!


Stubby the Rocket is the Tor.com mascot. Stubby was born this way, which is the way that all rockets are born.

8 comments
trench
1. trench
About time we got some Hufflepuff love around here. By far the best house at Hogwarts. I wish I was home so I could put on my House Hufflepuff tie, I got form Islands of adventure.

Gryffindor = Jocks
Ravenclaw = Brains
Slytherin = Smokers
Hufflepuff = Awesome Sauce
DA Ford
2. Ford75
I always thought Slytherin = Preppies.
Benjamin Adler
3. BenMech
Never really understood why Joanne Rowling was anti-Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff.
Francis Uy
4. Foobar
Rowling has a gift with descriptive prose that sucks you in, but when you dig down more than a couple millimeters, her world is horribly shallow.

The 4 Houses of Hogwarts:
1: Smart, heroic, and in all other ways wonderful.
2: Rich, mean, and sucky.
3: Smart but sucky.
4: Just sucky. A bunch of affable losers, plus that one guy who sparkles in sunlight.
Evan Langlinais
5. Skwid
A Ravenclaw would know not to confuse "who's" and "whose."
trench
6. Nate_
This same group did a Slytherin video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2izAotP9go&feature=relmfu
Michael M Jones
7. MichaelMJones
Wow... if Hufflepuffs actually looked like that, and did that in the secrecy of their dorms, everyone would want to join that house. :)

Impressive video.
trench
8. suidae
Hufflepuff is clearly the place to be, and if you agree, you'll almost certainly devour "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality".

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