The final episode of Under the Dome is here and in the first few minutes of this rushed finale we see how far this show has come from being the simple story of some minor league TV actors trapped under a dome. Barbie is digging a grave in the forest.
Barbie: Dr. Bloom deserves a burial.
Julia Shumway: I know how hard this is for you. She was our last hope of finding a cure for your daughter.
Daughter? Cure? Dr. Bloom? Whut? Just two lines reveal how far we’ve strayed, so let’s take a listen to the opening monologue the way it should sound now…