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Emily Asher-Perrin

If You Don’t Keep Your Feet: How the Journey Changes You

You can’t go home again.

It’s a phrase with many meanings, often referring to change as life’s only constant. Sure, you can return to the place you once called home, but it won’t be the same as when you left it. But perhaps the more profound meaning of that saying is wrapped up in the person it pertains to; you are the one who is different. You have transformed into someone who no longer quite fits your home. You’re a warped puzzle piece left out in the rain too long, and now you can’t snap into place. It’s scary to think about… but often fundamentally true. And it’s something that stories can help us come to terms with as we grow, while that vague notion of home seems to slide from our grip.

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The Harry Potter Reread: The Half-Blood Prince, Chapters 29 and 30

We have reached the end of the penultimate book. Whoa. We should throw ourselves a pizza party, or something. It seems like a pizza party kind of accomplishment.

It’s time to mourn and figure out the final steps. Chapters 29 and 30 of The Half-Blood Prince—The Phoenix Lament and the White Tomb.

Index to the reread can be located here! Other Harry Potter and Potter-related pieces can be found under their appropriate tag. And of course, since we know this is a reread, all posts might contain spoilers for the entire series. If you haven’t read all the Potter books, be warned.

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Series: The Harry Potter Reread

One Fan’s Blow-By-Blow Reaction to Star Wars: The Force Awakens, or, How Episode VII Made Me Sob Continuously in Front of My Friends Forever

So, I was asked to write a spoiler review for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and I was like “You do realize that this is going to be a lot of all-caps screaming punctuated by odd rambling and theories?”

I ended up writing it, so clearly that was okay.

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Series: Star Wars on Tor.com

The Golden Trio has Been Cast for Harry Potter and the Cursed Child!

With Harry Potter and the Cursed Child on its way in May of next year, it was only a matter of time before casting announcements made their way to us.

And this one is truly spectacular.

Today is was announced that Jamie Parker, Noma Dumezweni, and Paul Thornley will be playing the parts of Harry, Hermione, and Ron respectively. Parker is best known as one of the original members of The History Boys. SFF fans might recognize him from the role of Grant in the BBC miniseries adaptation of Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell. Dumezweni is best known to fans for her portrayal of Captain Erisa Magambo in the Doctor Who series 4 episode “Turn Left.” Thornley is known for roles in Ashes to Ashes, Les Miserables, and Grimsby, and is currently filming The Crown for Netflix.

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens is Here. Will You Love It?

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens happened to me last night.

Still haven’t completely processed. Okay.

Spoiler-free review of sorts below.

Let’s be honest, the real question everyone wants an answer to is whether or not they’re going to be disappointed. And for fans who are really deep into the lore, who know the Legends canon, or who have been postulating about the galaxy following the events of Return of the Jedi, a lot of that is down to you personally. What you find acceptable for this story and these characters and what you don’t is all a matter of perspective. I can’t really answer that for you, so all I can truly say is—

—wow. That felt like a Star Wars film.

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Series: Star Wars on Tor.com

The Harry Potter Reread: The Half-Blood Prince, Chapters 27 and 28

The Harry Potter Reread is going to see a Star War tonight, which seem sort of unbelievable. And then there will be more Potter to look forward to in the year to come. Everything seems extra magical right about now.

We are about to come to the part of the book where lots of sad happens and nothing can be done to fix it, and we all cry together. It’s chapters 27 and 28 of The Half-Blood Prince—The Lightning-Struck Tower and Flight of the Prince.

Index to the reread can be located here! Other Harry Potter and Potter-related pieces can be found under their appropriate tag. And of course, since we know this is a reread, all posts might contain spoilers for the entire series. If you haven’t read all the Potter books, be warned.

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Series: The Harry Potter Reread

The Harry Potter Reread: The Half-Blood Prince, Chapters 25 and 26

The Harry Potter Reread cut off all it’s hair because, aw yeah, scarves aren’t gonna tangle this mane into a knotted mess for months, haha, winter I have beaten you.

Erm.

So now we’re going to enjoy the first few days of our exciting new relationship, and then we’re going to go do something terrible with our favorite mentor. It’s chapters 25 and 26 of The Half-Blood Prince—The Seer Overheard and The Cave.

Index to the reread can be located here! Other Harry Potter and Potter-related pieces can be found under their appropriate tag. And of course, since we know this is a reread, all posts might contain spoilers for the entire series. If you haven’t read all the Potter books, be warned.

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Series: The Harry Potter Reread

The Star Wars: Return of the Jedi Novelization Gave Us the Vague Shape of the Prequels

The Return of the Jedi novelization is mostly interesting for the hints we get of the Star Wars prequels… and the aspects that didn’t ultimately come to pass.

Oh, and also for making Ewok warfare seem a bit more threatening.

The Return of the Jedi novelization was written by James Kahn, a guy who wrote a few more film novelizations (Poltergiest, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, The Goonies), a few of original books (Time’s Dark Laughter, Timefall), and some TV episodes (Star Trek: TNG, Xena, TekWar, All My Children). And it’s a completely serviceable novel overall. Honestly, the parts where the novel are retreading the movie word for word are boring, and don’t add much to the experience. It’s the asides that you have to watch out for….

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Series: Star Wars on Tor.com

Ewoks Are Not a Good Enough Reason to Hate on Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

So here’s my problem: While I’m aware, in my brain, that A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back are undoubtedly the best two Star Wars films to date, none of that matters when the chips are down and someone asks you to wrestle on behalf of the movie that is closest to your heart. (I have no idea why someone might ask you to do that, just roll with it.)

What I’m trying to say is… Return of the Jedi is my favorite Star Wars film.

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Series: Star Wars on Tor.com

The Harry Potter Reread: The Half-Blood Prince, Chapters 23 and 24

The Harry Potter Reread would really like to know where the year went, and how it’s supposed to handle another holiday when the previous one was quite tiring. Oh, wintery festivities.

This week we’re gonna find out how you defeat a Dark Lord and try to talk ourselves out of asking our BFF’s sister on a date. It’s chapters 23 and 24 of The Half-Blood Prince—Horcruxes and Sectumsempra.

Index to the reread can be located here! Other Harry Potter and Potter-related pieces can be found under their appropriate tag. And of course, since we know this is a reread, all posts might contain spoilers for the entire series. If you haven’t read all the Potter books, be warned.

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Series: The Harry Potter Reread

Do Not Read the Empire Strikes Back Novelization, It Will Only Make You Sad

I had forgotten most of this novelization, and I initially put that down to reading it when I was quite young.

That’s not the reason I forgot it. Turns out, I actively blocked this book from my mind.

The Episode V novelization was written by Donald F. Glut, who was known for amateur films he made in his teens and early 20s, and a slew of random comics titles. He would later go on to direct movies such as The Erotic Rites of Countess Dracula, Blood Scarab, and Countess Dracula’s Orgy of Blood.

That fills everyone with confidence, right? Right?

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Series: Star Wars on Tor.com

Everyone Loves Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Because Han Solo is the Hero

While the first Star Wars film is a cultural landmark, its position in the zeitgeist would be far wobblier (I can use wobblier in this context, right?) if its sequel had been less than stellar. And as I’ve discussed elsewhere on the site, it easily could have been—all you have to do is read Splinter of the Mind’s Eye to glimpse that alternate future.

But this movie? Who could have predicted that the sequel to Star Wars would be considered by most (in this day and age, at least) to be the greatest film of the series?

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Series: Star Wars on Tor.com