Let’s cut to the chase up front—Transformers: The Last Knight isn’t very good. At all.
It manages to sidestep the stultifying narrative incoherence of Age of Extinction and a good dose of the weird cruelty of Dark of the Moon, but runs headlong into the massive racial stereotypes of Revenge of the Fallen and the bloated running length of the entire franchise to date.
There’s a three headed robotic dragon in the movie. Somehow it’s still dull.