Wolverine is Furious That He’s in The Wolverine

Aw…it’s okay, Hugh Jackman. The Wolverine cannot possibly be as bad as Wolverine: Origins was a few years back, right? And you had that awesome cameo in X-Men: First Class that was totally boss. And you were in that musical where you stole bread and were French—things have been going good for you! Also you’re going to be in X-Men: Days of Future Past so even though the new poster for your upcoming movie makes you look like a very scary stripper we’re sure you won’t have to scream to the sky for much longer.

Or maybe we’re not so sure. Take a look at the new movie photos released by Entertainment Weekly, featuring a new friend and a new enemy, and Wolverine dressed like Johnny Cash for some reason….

This is Logan's new buddy, Mariko, who he has to protect from the Yakuza and her own Pachinko habit.

This is Logan's new buddy, Mariko, who he has to protect from the Yakuza and her own Pachinko habit.

This is Viper. She's bad news.

This is Viper. She's bad news.

And another friend for Logan! This is Yukio. She looks like she came straight out of Kill Bill.

And another friend for Logan! This is Yukio. She looks like she came straight out of Kill Bill.

She's got skills.

She's got skills.

No really, lots of skills.

No really, lots of skills.

And we can expect Viper to do some not-so-nice things to our hero....

And we can expect Viper to do some not-so-nice things to our hero….

They're just here to play 'Folsom Prison Blues,' guys, calm down.

They're just here to play 'Folsom Prison Blues,' guys, calm down.

 

Also there’s this ninja poster of doom!

Second poster! It's looks dark, but no! What's this--he's SURROUNDED BY NINJAS. Wow. I just had to type that sentence seriously.

Second poster! It's looks dark, but no! What's this–he's SURROUNDED BY NINJAS. Wow. I just had to type that sentence seriously.

 

And here is 6 seconds of teaser trailer… Jean Grey appears for a split second!

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