This complete review of The Avengers, created and featured on The Mary Sue and done in the style of a second grader’s book report, had us in tears. And yelling “I WANT TO LIVE IN HIS HAIR.” at our co-workers a lot. Read the whole thing at the above link. Spoilers, naturally!
Stubby the Rocket is the mascot of Tor.com and really wishes its co-worker would stop doing the Gollum voice right now, Emily. AAAAAAGH.