Entmoot Convenes to Discuss Same-Sex Marriage

Ents traditionally hold that some day the long-absent Entwives will return. Many Ents, consequently, frown on Ent-Ent cohabitation. But change seems to be coming, even to the change-resistant Ents. An Entmoot has been called in Fanghorn Forest to discuss the matter. Quickbeam, like many younger Ents, feels the change is long overdue. “This isn’t really about the Entwives returning or not. It’s about love.” Treebeard disagrees, saying the Entings are hasty and considers Quickbeam “bendy.”

In related news, the fighting Uruk-hai are rumored to have considered lifting the “Keep it Secret. Keep it Safe” policy.


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