It’s been sagging,
slowly browning,
and it looks
just like I’m frowning.
On the stem I’ve pinned
some paper pines—
they help the stink,
I think.
Maybe It’s Time I Changed This Pumpkin
Headless Horseman
Real Original, Jerks
from Off the Top of My Head: The Official Blog of the Headless Horseman
I was first to go headless.
I started the trend.
I remember a time
when a person could shout,
“Hey! That guy has no head!
It’s a pumpkin instead!”
and you’d know it was me
he was talking about.
Please Stop Staring at My Delicious Head
from Off the Top of My Head: The Official Blog of the Headless Horseman
It’s supposed
to be scary,
you know.