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11 Lessons I Learned From Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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11 Lessons I Learned From Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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Published on March 7, 2023

Screenshot: Touchstone/Disney
Screenshot: Touchstone/Disney

Recently my beloved colleague Molly Templeton pointed out a list post of life lessons kids can learn from Disney movies. Which, as she said, seems a little silly as a list post topic—aren’t Disney movies meant to be like 97% life lesson (with 3% left over for Jokes for the Parents and/or plot points from Hamlet)? But that got me thinking, there is a kids’ movie that taught me things.

And it’s Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

 

“On the Rocks” Means Ice

Screenshot: Touchstone/Disney

My parents ran a restaurant/bar for a while when I was a kid, but I think this was how I learned what “on the rocks” meant. Maybe more important, it taught me a Lewis Carroll-level lesson about the precision of language. But most important of all? That moment when Eddie Valiant sucks the bourbon from his fingers after he drops the rock (that the Toon waiters have, of course, included with the ice he requested) back into his drink. Eddie didn’t want to waste a drop of that liquor, did he? What did that mean?

And speaking of that…

 

“The liquor store guy, he knew!”

Screenshot: Touchstone/Disney

OK, so this wasn’t a life lesson so much as a harbinger of my future. (I’m fine, everything’s fine.) But it was interesting to Small Leah, growing up in a world of Wal-Marts and Publix—a glimpse of a society where you’d have actual relationships with the people who sold you groceries and household needs, and that in that world, the Liquor Store Guy could gain prime importance.

And speaking of THAT…

 

Public Transit > Cars

Screenshot: Touchstone/Disney

Long before this asinine faux outrage over 15-minute cities, Roger Rabbit taught me that what I really wanted was the ability to hop onto the back of a Red Car whenever I needed to go somewhere. (Or, y’know, pay a dime like a respectable person. Whatever.) Judge Doom’s freeway plan is terrible, so naturally it’s what we actually ended up with, and learning that most cities used to have reliable, cheap, clean, non-gas-guzzling-and-air-polluting modes of public transit, and that the powers that be CHOSE CARS INSTEAD, would have turned me into the Joker if I’d been old enough to become a vigilante. (You can go ahead and imagine my reaction to learning about Robert Moses.)

 

In Art, Detail Is Important

Screenshot: Touchstone/Disney

It’s a problem when Roger can’t produce stars, but instead only tweeting birds, when a refrigerator is dropped on his head. The whole picture depends on stars. Tweeting birds are fine, but they don’t add the pop that stars will, and Raoul wants this picture to be perfect.

Never settle for anything less than le mot juste.

 

That Annoying Honking Pattern Had a Name

Screenshot: Touchstone/Disney

How many times had I heard “A Shave and a Haircut” honked out from cars? Thousands. But I had no idea there were words for it! That the pattern has a name, and an identity. Now, when there’s traffic on Flatbush Avenue and somebody decides to be a comedian, I think about Roger bursting through the wall and bellowing “TWO BIIIIITS”, and my rage at the horns subsides.

 

I Was Right—Mickey Mouse WAS a Total Bastard

Screenshot: Touchstone/Disney

I always knew the Mouse couldn’t be trusted. He was too nice, too innocent. Here, in Roger Rabbit, I had my confirmation. When Bugs Bunny gives Eddie Valiant a spare tire instead of a spare parachute, that’s pretty much in character (not because Bugs is evil, far from it, Bugs Bunny is my greatest hero) but because it’s funny. And like all Toons, Bugs operates on a special type of physics and doesn’t think about Valiant being human. But Mickey, being Mickey, knows that what they’ve done is morally questionable, and allows it anyway. Mickey stands by and allows violence and pain to happen. He probably enjoys that pain, behind his rictus mask of “aw, shucks!” naivety.

Bastard.

 

Even Bad Guys Go to Heaven

Screenshot: Touchstone/Disney

Bear with me a sec. We all agree that the weasels are terrible right? They’re Doom’s toadies, they’re violent and abusive and they’ve sold out their fellow Toons and they suck. AND YET. When they die they get harps and wings and float off into the sky, yes? What this implies is both that there is always, always a possibility of redemption, no matter how shitty someone is, and that Roger Rabbit takes place in a world of pure, wild, theological universalism.

The Shoe is still troubling, though. When the Shoe is dipped, we don’t see a spirit form. No harp, no wings. Can it be that the Dip causes a form of total annihilation? Would a benevolent Animator allow such a thing?

 

You Can Attract Hot Women by Being Goofy

Screenshot: Touchstone/Disney

OK, not literally Goofy, he’s got his own stuff going on, but in all seriousness, my second-greatest goal in this life is to emulate Roger and Jessica’s relationship.

I, obviously, am Roger in this scenario. And speaking of THAT…

 

“I wrote her a love letter!”

Screenshot: Touchstone/Disney

Eddie and Delores have been together for years. Years! Back in the Before Times, when Teddy was alive, she’d go on vacation with the brothers. Are she and Eddie married? Nope! But the way they interact implies a lot more than just casual dating, and it’s clear that their relationship has taken many shapes over the years, even while they still care for each other more than anyone else.

Meanwhile, Roger and Jessica are besotted with each other—Jessica is willing to make some questionable choices to save her husband, and Roger, for his part, never believes that she betrayed him despite all the evidence against her, and in the end the couple reunites with neither guilt nor resentment.

 

Biology Determines NOTHING

Screenshot: Touchstone/Disney

When Jessica Rabbit says “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” what she means is that she’s not a stereotypical, Mary Astor/Barbara Stanwyck style femme fatale. She’s a good person with a great deadpan wit, but because she was drawn with ridiculous curves and a cascade of red hair, most people—Eddie, Dolores, the cops, the dudes at the Ink & Paint—only see her as an object. A cliche. But Roger knows who she really is, and more important she knows who she really is, so, to use language Roger would not: fuck ’em.

 

“Only when it was funny.”

Screenshot: Touchstone/Disney

The most important moment of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? comes as Eddie tries to saw through the pair of handcuffs that have tethered him to Roger. To make this easier Roger slips his hand out of the cuff to hold the box steady. It takes Eddie a second to understand that he’s been attached to Roger for hours—leading to hilarious shenanigans, yes, but also real pain and real danger—and that the Toon could have freed the two of them at any time. But, as Roger explains, he couldn’t do it at any time—only when it was funny.

While an enraged Eddie tries to choke his client, Roger coughs out,“My whole purpose in life is to make people laugh!”

The idea that making people laugh could be a purpose—not just a job, like a comedian, but a calling, a personality, a moral imperative—I am not exaggerating when I say that single moment of film shaped the rest of my life. (Which, I know, isn’t funny. Imagine me getting a pie to the face while I type this.) Why slip the handcuffs right away when you can wait for the perfect moment? The moment that will destroy? It’s like that other scene I mentioned a few blurbs ago: the difference between tweeting birds and stars is important.

This idea has animated every decision I’ve made, steered me into some very interesting choices, and allowed me to laugh my way through some pretty dark times. I don’t know, maybe it wasn’t the best lesson to take from the movie, but it’s served me well.

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