You Do Not Know Pain, You Do Not Know Fear, You Know Only Scritches!

Redditor anewhigh shared a startling discovery when the family dog returned from a jaunt outside: apparently the Uruk-Hai are recruiting! We’re surprised they’d go with our canine companions, honestly, but perhaps friendly doggos heard “You will taste man-flesh!” and assumed that meant they’d get to give lots of people kisses?

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