Or does he?
Just in case your Friday needed further brightening, here is the first trailer for Spider-Man: Homecoming, and it is darling.
A healthy helping of teen angst compounded by Michael Keaton glowering menacingly? Yes, please.
With three separate film actors cast as Peter Parker in the last two decades, you’d think we wouldn’t need another Spider-Man film. But this movie? With a high school that actually looks like it’s in Queens, and Fairy Godmother Tony Stark doing his level best to mentor through sarcasm, this is a film I am perfectly pleased to look forward to.