Darth Vader Finds Your Lack of Dental Care Disturbing

As of June 2016, we will all live in a world in which it is possible to buy a Darth Vader toothpick dispenser! Flick Vader’s lever, and he will reach under his cape and brandish a toothpick like a teeny wooden lightsaber! Now, you might think that this is silly, but imagine having the opportunity to disarm Darth Vader after every meal.

Not so silly now, is it?

[via Laughing Squid!]

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