Artist Noah Stacey is living a dream. When his local bar, the Storm Crow Tavern, decided to open a new location, they also decided to let the laws of
fate probability rule their menu by allowing customers to roll up burgers the same way you’d roll up a D&D character. To make things a little more visual, they asked Stacey to create character cards for each alignment, which is how you find yourself, on this chilly Monday morning, staring into the dripping maw of a Chaotic Evil Cheeseburger. See? Waking up was a good call.