One Doughnut to Rule Them All!

Jim Rittenhouse shared this delectable agent of evil! Forged in the fires of an unknown Krispy Kreme, the doughnut’s will was always to be found by the appropriate bearer. It wanted to be found, glistening on that conveyor belt… Understand, we would use this doughnut from a desire to do good… But through us, it would wield a power too delicious and terrible to imagine. Oh, if only its baker had the mental fortitude to cast it back into the deep fryer! But men’s hearts are weak and…wait, it’s already been eaten?

Oh, never mind, someone ate it, thus destroying its nefarious power. We’re cool.


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