We stumbled across this gem on Tumblr—a Spock paper doll from who-knows-when—where user Redsharlach aptly named our favorite First Officer’s underpants a “Spockstrap.”
And nothing’s gonna top that, so we’re just gonna leave it there.
Take a deep breath and prepare yourself. Are you sitting down? Okay, good:
…and your world will never be the same. We’d apologize, but we’re pretty sure this is equal parts good and evil that we’re sharing here.