AVP Comedy has brought us the strong female version of Jurassic World we’ve longed for! Their “Jurassic Park Box Set: High Heels Edition” gives us the tense dino action we love, with a fashion-forward focus on footwear. Check out the entire promo here, and let Ian Malcolm teach you how to run from dinosaurs with some flare.
Morning Roundup brings you X-Files rumors and X-Files truths, a meditation on a tiny hero, and suggestions for weird summer reading!
- Exciting new additions to The X-Files! Could these be…children?
- Here are 59 spoilery thoughts inspired by Ant-Man.
- Steven Universe does in 11 minutes what True Detective has failed to do over an entire season and a half.
- Where to start with Weird Fiction.
- David Mitchell offers some great escapism.
- The truth behind the Tesla/Edison feud is far more complicated than the internet would have you believe, and Edison maybe wasn’t a total villain. Having said that: TOPSY 4-EVA.
- Kim Stanley Robinson talks about this idea humans used to have, where maybe they could create a society that didn’t suck? It’s far-fetched, but interesting nonetheless.
- Did you know that MacGyver only used a gun twice in seven seasons?
- Yeah, deep-fried Abomination is the best thing about summer.