What are Neville Longbottom’s Abs Hiding?

So we’ve all seen the Neville Longbottom pictures, right? In which Attitude, a magazine tailored to gay men, and Matthew Lewis once again prove that Hogwarts produced some, er, remarkably fit and attractive wizards? And then J.K. Rowling came in to be the most adorable mom ever?

After a lot of quiet introspective thought, we wondered…what if that was actually Neville on the cover? Because there’s something missing, isn’t there?

Matthew Lewis Neville Longbottom Attitude Magazine

You’ve got to show your House pride, Neville! Ain’t just anyone who can pull that sword out of that hat. 1000 points to Gryffindor.

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