Your Money is No Good Here, Mr. Chakotay.

Artistically-styled checks are nothing new—even checks themselves are becoming a thing of the past—but we experienced a deep ache of nostalgia after stumbling across these Women of Star Trek checks. Imagine making a car payment in 1997 with Captain Janeway herself laying down the law. “Coffee. Black. Check. Cashed.” She’ll get your money home, even if she has to lay waste to the entire Borg Collective on the way. Don’t want to send a contribution to that animal hospital with Janeway? (THAT’S NONSENSE.) Send Uhura, or Troi, or Seven of Nine!

There are Men of Star Trek checks available, too. (So really there are Everyone of Star Trek checks available.) And you’ll never use them all. NEVER.