Morning Roundup: Daniel Radcliffe Gets Bored, Buys a Bunch of Dogs

Accio cool guy, huh? Living Harry Potter simulacrum Daniel Radcliffe was spotted in NYC’s Bryant Park yesterday walking ten million dogs at once and giving approximately no $%&#s. God, imagine being stuck behind this jerk on the sidewalk, cigarette smoke blowing in your face on a humid summer day and no way to get around the clump of smoke and dog. You’re the worst, unnamed character from this Judd Apatow film.

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