The First Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer is Here!

The first trailer for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is here and it is…a Michael Bay movie. It is a paint-by-numbers Michael Bay movie.

Neverthless, get your first look at the new turtles below.

We can’t wait for the Honest Trailers version of this. Here, we’ll start…

“In a now-mythical New York City swarming with crime, where gangs somehow topple entire spires off of skyscrapers in acts that would be considered outright terrorism and generate a huge military response, one woman dressed in yellow reacts to things then faints…”

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