Think of the epic pizza battles that will ensue between the Ninja Turtles and Slimer! This makes us happy. No unnecessary reboots, no talk of yet more sequels, just a perfect crossing of the ’80s nostalgia streams.
Morning Roundup gives us more news from the Star Wars rumor mill, some kind words from the 8th Doctor, and an alternate universe where Uncle Ben is a gun-wielding carjacker.
- Today in Star Wars Casting Rumors We Wholeheartedly Support: Lupita Nyong’o!
- Frozen continues its global domination!
- Paul McGann believes in Peter Capaldi, and so do we.
- Children, take note: this is a good tactic for prolonging reading at bedtime.
- Kristen Bell speaks! We just hope nobody mentions sloths…
- Hey, the Big Bang Theory got renewed again!
- Tim Curry will always be the Pennywise of our hearts.
- Take a stroll down Felon Cul-de-Sac in these “Less Tragic Superhero Origins!”