Morning Roundup: MUPPETSTORM is the Name of Our Heavy Metal Band

Our music is metalll!ll, alright? It’s like a firestorm…no, it’s like a waterfall made of skulls…no, it’s like a Viking horde storming the icy shores of hell, vanquishing every foe and instituting a new order…Jim Henson’s order!!!

We got a kick out of these heavy metal album covers losing their menace with the simple addition of googly eyes. It’s so Muppety! We bet Rolf would make a great lead singer.

Your morning roundup is counting every torpedo Janeway has and stealing the pope’s blood.

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