If Darth Vader Spoke Like Anakin Skywalker…

This is seriously beautiful, everyone. An underground genius with nerves of steel has given us the greatest gift of our era. The answer to every question we need answered, namely—what would Darth Vader sound like if he accidentally traded voice boxes with his nine-year-old self?

What’s best about the choice bit of editing is how Vader keeps talking at people regardless of their level of interest. He seems completely obsessed with podracing, and is determined to get the underlings in line for the next Boonta Eve race.

Also, those stormtroopers need to keep it together. Guys, it’s your job. Stop snickering behind the Dark Lord’s back.


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