Morning Roundup is Made of Liquid Metal, and it’s Adorable

Man, everything sounds better if the T-1000 says it. Try it:

“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.” said the T-1000.

“Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again…” said the T-1000.

“Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us,” The T-1000 thought to himself, staring out at the water.

OK, that last one might be a bit much, but we’re still pretty orgastically happy that Pixar artist Josh Cooley took some of the most harrowing moments in film-from severed horse heads to severed Paltrow heads-and turned them into a wonderfully cartoony storybook, Movies R Fun. You can read more about his project here, and check out his blog to join the legions begging him to publish this book immediately see more of his art, including the extraordinary “Loneliest Unicorn.”

Come with Morning Roundup if you want to live, or just if you’re interested in ridiculous Star Wars beer commercials, news about Doctor Who, and tips to prepare your AI for college!


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