New Trailer For The Lone Ranger Hits Every Frontier Adventure Button Possible

A new trailer for this summer’s movie adaptation of The Lone Ranger has debuted, outlining the general story for the new Johnny Depp vehicle. Take a look.

So far it looks like the movie ticks off nearly every frontier adventure story device box, from the well-armed saloon owner with the heart of gold, to the intrigue surrounding the construction of new railroads, to fights on top of said railcars, and more. Also? Explosions. So many of them!

We have a theory. It will turn out that Tonto has been dead the whole time. Just like us.


Stubby the Rocket is the mascot of Tor.com. Stubby hopes that there’s a post-credits scene where Jim West and Artemus Gordon team-up with the Lone Ranger.

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