Morning Roundup: Morgan Freeman Narrates the Universe

Morgan Freeman is probably narrating your life right now. Don’t believe us? This new video tells us “Morgan Freeman cannot be cloned, because that would require unicorn tears.” This video also explains why Morgan Freeman is probably in control of those two guys sitting on either side of him in this picture. If Morgan Freeman were to have a voice-battle with Michael Caine, Michael Caine would hear Morgan Freeman narrating his life inside his head. A lot of people don’t know that.

Your offsite links are but a dream Morgan Freeman just forgot having. Highlights include:

  1. The real Oscars chill with Vigo
  2. Superior Spider-Man or Amazing Spider-Man? A little help on sorting it out.
  3. Are you excited about this short SF alien movie? Other people are!

You are like the buzzing of flies to them.

You are like the buzzing of flies to them.


Stubby the Rocket is the voice and mascot of Tor.com. Stubby wants to thank Morgan Freeman for penguins.

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