You know nothing, Ziggy Stardust.
The first thing we thought after chancing upon this picture of David Bowie with wolves, after the general cloud of squeeing Muppet arms subsided, was that this is probably what it would look like if David Bowie was cast in Game of Thrones. That is not a wolf! That is a direwolf! And that is Bowie playing Ned Stark or Jon Snow or, who knows, maybe even Arya. (Maybe that’s how being a bad-ass works. Once you reach a certain point on the scale you just become David Bowie With Wolves.)
In any case, this is just the beginning. Click through to see the whole set.
[via Funny or Die]