Morning Roundup: Cobra Commander Has Awesome Ideas for Welfare Reform

Welcome to Monday in which you must choose which of the awesome guys above should be president/supreme ruler of all. Actually, wouldn’t it be more fun if this wasn’t a debate for the election of a president, but instead the local peanut inspector? Voldemort would probably win local peanut inspector because he actually has a mouth. (Image from Critiques4Geeks Facebook Page.)

The collection of offsite links today is better than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and twice as good for you.

Highlights include:

  1. Hodgman hopes for the best with John Carter.
  2. We’ll never see that 85-minute version of the Star Wars prequels.
  3. Pluto makes a comeback.

Every day Stubby the Rocket jets around the internet looking for links of interest. When Stubby finds these links, they get put in our handy Links of Interest section and sometimes on our Twitter and Facebook! Today’s selection:

I ride horsies now. Horsies ARE cool.

I ride horsies now. Horsies ARE cool.


Stubby the Rocket is the voice and mascot of Tor.com. Any election Stubby was involved in would be set up in such a way that you would have to vote for Stubby the Rocket.

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