Ready for the story? George R.R. Martin is ready to read for you. This perfect parody comes from a sketch comedy group called The Big Honkin. We couldn’t have done it better. Enjoy.
Stubby the Rocket is the voice and mascot of Tor.com. Stubby’s storybook titled The Little Rocket That Could contains the refrain; “I know I can, I know I can, because I just did.”