Lava Monster! Also, This Trailer for Wrath of the Titans

Remember when Liam Neeson was all about releasing krakens and we, as a nation, perhaps a world, we’re right behind him? Good news! This is more of that movie!

And this time there will be monsters with lots of torsos and swords, and a pegasus, and there’s this lady now? She’s got swords, too. In fact, I’m pretty sure the entire title of this film is Clash of the Titans: Wrath of the Titans: Everyone Gets Swords. It took three people to write this movie. I checked. And despite every single thing on that screen telling me This Is A Waste Of Time, I am really excited about this movie. Because it never needed to exist. No one wanted it to exist. And yet it’s giving us a lava monster anyway.

Just watch the trailer. GOOD NIGHT.


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