Either You’re Losing Your Mind or William Shatner Is Doing “Bohemian Rhapsody”

So this one time you were out with your special lady/ladfriend and wondering if there’s anything else out there in the universe besides humankind and instead of getting to make out, like, right there, WILLIAM SHATNER’S FACE appears in the sky and sings to you about how he’s just killed a man and doesn’t want to die and there’s a devil waiting for him.

And this is how madness gets you. You’re having a nice date then suddenly Shatner owns your brain. And it just happens.

We apologize in advance for the terror you are about to experience. But not for the thrill.

Stubby the Rocket is the mascot and general voice of the Tor.com staff. It knows for sure there is something more out there. It owes it at least 5 grand.


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