Morning Roundup: Porkins is Our Favorite

Monday is a wizard, a wizard that appears to you and asks you one question: jet pack or time machine? Before you answer, Monday Wizard hits you in the stomach with a bagfull of jellybeans. Normally this would be okay, but the bag is full of whatever jellybeans are your least favorite. How will you cope? It’s okay. We’ve got some fun offsite links to help.

Highlights include:

1.) Johnny Depp is in the new Dark Shadows. YES.

2.) Science fiction about science fiction is pretty science fiction-y

3.) A great Doctor Who paraody via Community.

4.) Words into cocktails.

From our handy “Of Interest” sidebar:

Stubby the Rocket is the voice and macot of Sometimes Stubby sings in the shower. Sound nice right? Well, it’s a meteor shower, so NO, it’s not. Try to be more sensitive please. Say hi to your mother for me.


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