How to Talk Like a Mup-er, Pirate

Get to swabbing that deck, you jackanapes! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day in these waters. Watch these here Muppets and have a hearty laugh or we’ll send ya straight to Davy Jones’ locker!*

*We won’t be sending you to any lockers whatsoever.

For the Sound Pirate Advice of the Day, don’t let your finger hire a crew. Also, never pass up a good song and dance number, especially when Tim Curry is involved. See below.

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