“Fool’s son of a whore’s leper bitch-dog!” scoffed Henngar. “Why this very morning, as the sun asked me for permission to rise, I heard no less esteemed and veracious a man as Matt Lauer proclaim for all the world to hear that the recession comes to a halt, though for no real reason!”
This week’s I Speak Fluent Giraffe sends a warning to all mall food courts: Henngar the Hungry.
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Podcast copyright 2010, Tor.com. Story copyright 2010, Jason Henninger. Narrated and produced by Mur Lafferty.
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