Podcast: I Speak Fluent Giraffe: Planet Earse

What a fine day, ladies and, perhaps, gentlemen of the Earth. A superlative day for a story, I’ll be bound. No, fear not, it’s not a binding sort of story. Uncover your eyes. There now; brace up. I meant it only as a declarative colloquialism. There’s a brave little corn flake.

We’re now bringing Jason Henninger’s surreal goodness to podcast form every Monday! We start with yesterday’s piece, Planet Earse.

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Podcast copyright 2010, Tor.com. Story copyright 2010, Jason Henninger. Narrated and produced by Mur Lafferty.