How Tor.com Is Like (And Not Like) A Two-Year-Old

Actually, my two-year-old never poops in her pants, she uses the toilet like everyone else. However, I have no argument with the other descriptions.

My two-year-old is of the opinion that she rules the house and everyone in it.

Tor.Com just rules.

A two-year-old makes sudden loud noises.

Tor.com makes sudden insights.

Happy birthday Tor.com! Conincidentally, it's also MY birthday. I'm 29 today. I still poop my pants.

I think if more toddlers knew about Cthulhu, they would fear it. ;)

Happy Birthday!!

My two year old is currently wearing Batman pajamas, cape included.

I'm sure Tor.com owns a pair as well.

I have nothing to contribute to this other than to say that the picture of Space-Stubby on the dragon is the best thing ever. I think it's the fangs hanging out of the dragon's mouth.

Well, that and the dual-wielding blasters, but who doesn't love doing that?

My 2-yo spoke in paragraphs, but I have an understanding that that is not the average. It may be average in my family, or even in much of my social cohort, but it is not the general average.

That aside, this is adorable.

Man, I love this. Great character on the 2 yr old kid. I'm always iffy about personifying machines like the rocket (or the things in Brave Little Toaster), and here's no different. But it's a cute stubby.

Cthulhu is afraid of two year olds but not Tor.com?

Congratulations on reaching your terrible twonessity.

I too fear Cthulhu, but we are in this together. Happy birthday and thank you for being there all the while trying to piece my life together as to what and where and how to live without when cause i'm ready now.