The 12 Days of Zombie Christmas, Day 1: Gift of the Zombi

I sold my brains to buy some beer .

I sold my comics to buy my wife some brains.

Vegetarian zombies eat braaaaaans.

Anyone know where I can buy brains wholesale?

I need about 600 to give to Obama, Biden, the Cabinet and all the members of the Senate and House of Representatives....

oh, yeah, and what about all the Governors! The state and local politicians... and the zombies who elected them...

By Schrodinger's Cat and all her Kittens! We all need BRAAAAAINS!!

Dunno about wholesale, but for to-your-door convenience, there's always Brains4Zombies.

gotta love gettin some brain every once in a while

Actually, we eat graaains.

Cant keep the zombies away from my neighbors septic tank, you see, my neighbors have shit for brains

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We got all kinds of guts, innards, and other such thingamabobbery from the human body!

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That cartoon is totally shopped.

Zombies are all played out.

Zombies will never die