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posted Friday January 30, 2009 09:47am EST

Picking on Costumed Heroes: The Watchmen Portraits

Genevieve Valentine


Yesterday, Empire Online released exclusive portraits from Watchmen (tread carefully, those who fear minor spoilers). As with every promotional release from the studio, these photos prove two things: firstly, that the movie is being made with obsessive care to spirit of the graphic novel; and secondly, that the filmmakers are working from a vision that is uniquely their own. It is a necessary but dangerous dichotomy; even I am afraid to praise appearances too highly until I’ve had the chance to see the movie and shake my fist furiously at the changes I don’t like.

Sometimes, those two principles exist in harmony and you get Rorschach, whose costume is so perfect he looks almost disconcertingly like an illustration out of the novel, from the curve of his coat collar to his hat band.

Sometimes, those two principles diverge, and Nite Owl ends up covered in submarine hull and mesh, peering out of the frame like George Clooney’s Batman on a steampunk bender.

I won’t talk smack about Matthew Goode as Veidt, since I have more faith in Goode’s acting than I do in his jawline, and I feel like he’ll be able to pull it off at the last second. (Don’t make a liar out of me, Goode.) However, am I the only one who has growing concerns about Billy Crudup? Considering that Jeffrey Dean Morgan seems poised to turn in the most compelling, sandpaper-abrasive performance of the film, Dr. Manhattan will have to work just to hold his own. On the other hand, a certain stiff distance is necessary for the role; maybe Crudup will, to some degree, simply be playing himself?

No matter how it turns out, though, these pictures prove Crudup didn’t have the worst of it: at least he’s not in thigh-high PVC garters, which is more than some of them can say. Ackerman, I’m looking at you.

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categories: Movies
tags: watchmen, movies, Rorschach, who watches the watchmen?, at least nite owl II doesn't have nipples, costumes

7 comments
Dayle McClintock
1.  trinityvixen
VIEW ALL BY · Friday January 30, 2009 11:05am EST
I can't understand what people are picking at with Billy Crudup. I think Doc Manhattan looks fine, and I think Crudup is the right face for Jon Osterman. He's not a notoriously bad actor (quite the contrary), so what's the big whoop?

The picture of the Silk Spectre is better than that first one where she had the bangs that didn't move and you could tell it was a wig. I think there's also something to the PVC look. I don't love it, but it makes as much sense as Laurie's other costume and it has its own sex appeal, which is arguable Laurie's only real source of power

The only thing that concerns me is that in giving her a costume that is more powerfully sexy than the blousy number in comics they are seeking to "legitimize" the heroes. The point of the graphic novel is that it's ridiculous for real people to dress up and play hero. The Minute Men should look ridiculous, not quasi-bad-ass the way they've made Nite Owl up. They should look like cliches and hyperexaggerations of masculinity (Rorscach; the Comedian). They shouldn't look cool, not objectively. The should look like what they are--desperate, not a little bit silly (OMG Silk Spectre's heels, wtf?), juvenile (Ozymandias, wow). If they've "improved" the costumes to make the point that even when you look bad-ass you're still pretty pathetic, that's fine, and that's a powerful statement of its own. I just hope they're not going to ignore the inherent patheticness of these heroes.
treebee72 _
2.  treebee72
VIEW ALL BY · Friday January 30, 2009 11:09am EST
I'm disappointed they decided to go with making the costumes look 'cool', since part of the point is that they are supposed to look kinda lame and hand made. And I miss Nite Owl's belly.
Genevieve Valentine
3.  GLValentine
VIEW ALL BY · Friday January 30, 2009 12:22pm EST
@trinityvixen - It's his acting that worries me! Aside from Waking the Dead, in which I remember liking him, I have yet to find him compelling. On the other hand, for Doc Manhattan, he doesn't necessarily need to be, and I still think the casting of a bunch of character actors bodes well for the acting in general. I just worry! (I'm a nerd.)

And yes to both comments; the sleeker costumes might just be a reflection of the more "realistic" trend in costumed-superhero movies overall (as in Batman Begins and Iron Man), or it could be an attempt to make the Watchmen genuinely badass, which...might not be such a good idea.
Dayle McClintock
4.  trinityvixen
VIEW ALL BY · Friday January 30, 2009 04:09pm EST
@GLValentine: That is my only concern about the costumes. If they're a commentary that no matter how cool it may look, it's still pretty damn lame, awesome, I'm in. That is like meta on top of meta! Because Alan Moore made them look silly and they didn't know it, but now the movie could make them look cool and we'll have to re-learn, no, they're actually silly looking. IT COULD BE A GENIUS MARKETING SCAM.

Or probably not, but I need to believe on this one. It's the only way to explain the PVC and a 100-lb-featherweight Ozy.

I don't think Crudup is terrible as an actor, though I'm not necessarily a fan. As long as he's going to be CGI and not just painted blue, he can be as lifeless as it comes, which is sometimes the point. I worry more about Patrick Wilson as Nite Owl. (Rorschach looks great and is played by a fairly awesome actor, so I think he's good, and they're the two I worry most about because I like them best, so neiner neiner rest of the Minute Men!)
Dave Robinson
5.  DaveRobinson
VIEW ALL BY · Friday January 30, 2009 09:16pm EST
Rorschach looks brilliant; everyone else less so. I am looking forward to the movie.
david cozad
6.  wembler
VIEW ALL BY · Friday January 30, 2009 11:25pm EST
As an old school fan who poured over the illustrations by Dave Gibbons (my fanboys years), I noticed something that really bothers me about Rorschach's "face." I really remember the descriptions of the fabric that he uses as being something that originated from Dr. Manhattan where the blots were inside the material and special instruments were needed to cut it, not just plain old cotton fabric that would pill up. At least the blots move. But, for something that is really pivotal to the character, can you gloss over it?
Also, where is the smiley button on Comedian? Details, people!
Jeff LeBlanc
7.  Jeff_LeBlanc
VIEW ALL BY · Saturday January 31, 2009 07:41am EST
With the change of medium, it looks as though the filmmakers are simply adjusting some of the points of reference.

The sort of silly long-underwear costume designs and unremarkable physiques many of us wanted to see *are* being done with the 40s era characters. The 80s heroes are (I think) cleverly redesigned for an audience that has come to superheroes through film rather than comics: women's fetishwear, sculpted muscle-suits, prominent codpieces, and nipple studded chestplates in all their hyper-sexualized idiocy. I think this is just as funny and even more appropriately pathetic given some of the sexual undertones of the story.
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