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Apr 29 2014 3:00pm

If it’s Not an Eel in Your Brain, it’s a Hole in Your Heart: The Wrath of Khan by Vonda McIntyre

Star Trek Wrath of Khan novelization Vonda McIntyreVonda McIntyre’s novelization of The Wrath of Khan was originally published in 1982. I picked up a used copy last month, at Pandemonium in Central Square in Cambridge.

I’ve read it before—Khan and I are past the point in our relationship where we can surprise each other. But it didn’t matter. Reading on the T, I rode two stops past South Station, had to get off at Andrew station to go back, and missed my train home.

I’m a sucker for character moments, and while McIntyre is constrained by the parameters of the film here, she finds space for a lot of moments in her opening chapters: Saavik’s argument with Kirk about morality; Spock’s fascination with origami so advanced it is indistinguishable from technology; McCoy’s depressing attempt to get Kirk drunk for his birthday. While all this is going on, Chekov is looking for a lifeless planet and accidentally rediscovering Khan.

There are several reasons this sucks for Chekov. The first is that Khan informs him that Marla McGivers, former historian to the USS Enterprise, is dead.

I always thought McGivers was a bad historian, partly because Kirk didn’t respect her, and partly because her quarters were full of watercolor portraits of manly dictators. These implied that she was well behind the cutting edge of history even for the decade she was written in, never mind the decade of her fictional existence. Manly dictators are 19th century historiography. I have always felt the Federation’s historians should be well versed on the work of the Annales School, particularly their work on mentalités, and the Marxist historians, and possibly some of the post-modern analyses that were emerging in the 60s. If McGivers had been, she might have opted out of leaving the ship to settle a new planet with a known criminal.

The risk assessment involved doesn’t really require a history degree—a passing familiarity with Little House on the Prairie would have done the trick. Either McGivers didn’t know about the risks of dying horribly of something like a cerebral infestation of sandworms, or her love is so strong she didn’t care. But the controversy is moot, because she is dead. Khan is sad, which is why he has a tank of sandworms handy for any Federation representatives who happen to drop by. Chekov is sad, because he had a crush on McGivers, and now he also has sandworms in his helmet.

The rest of the story is pretty miserable for Chekov, as he is forced to betray everyone he cares about. Since he’s never had much in the way of family and is notoriously unlucky in love, this means Khan forces him to betray Kirk and help lay a trap for the Enterprise. Since the Federation is really very small, this trap also draws in Carol Marcus, Kirk’s ex, and his son who are working on the Genesis project. Chekov is only the earliest exponent of Khan’s misery. Scottie’s nephew, a Wesley Crusher prototype who has a crush on Saavik, dies of coolant poisoning after a long struggle to earn his uncle’s respect. Almost the entire Genesis Project research staff, including a pair of Deltans and the quirky guys who also make video games, are tortured to death. Everyone has someone to lose, and all of those people are doomed. The sheer volume of the casualties could lead a reader to depersonalize them. McIntyre makes these people you barely knew into characters you greatly miss.

Kirk has already lost his ex, and he’s never really known his son, and if you haven’t heard it somewhere in the thirty-two years since the film was released, I don’t feel bad telling you that his loss is Spock. Spock’s death comes at the very end, where there is no hope of fixing it. The universe is out of joint, and we have to wait for the next book to set it right.


Ellen Cheeseman-Meyer teaches history and reads a lot.

12 comments
Theo16
1. Theo16
I'm just shocked that store is still open.
Alan Dionne
2. amdionne
It's been nigh unto 30 years since I read this, and I still remember those two quirky guys -- brothers, were they? -- and the sadness of their demise. I salute Ms. McIntyre.
Ellen Cheeseman-Meyer
3. EllenMCM
@2 - I read them as lovers, but I don't think that was explicitly supported by the text. They do stick with you, don't they?
Theo16
4. Eugene R.
"Since the Federation is really very small, ..."
One of my friends refers to this phenomenon as "Lotto ball plotting", wherein the fictional universe is restricted to about 42 total characters and every scene/episode/incident is some combination of any four from #1 through #42. This characteristic is especially egregious whenever a new functional role is introduced (e.g., the new Inspector General, the mysterious source leaking the stolen data, the lead's long-lost biological twin) and it turns out to be .... (waiting for puff of air to blow Lotto ball into slot) ... #17, Arthur Smith!! Who would have thought??
Scientist, Father
5. Silvertip
Of all the SF novelizations ("The Black Hole," anyone?) and spinoff paperbacks I owned when I was a kid, the only ones I still have are the three Star Wars novelizations -- because they're cultural history, and I can blow my kids' brains by trotting out the original "Star Wars" paperback that felt it necessary to *summarize* and *plug* the movie on the cover -- and this novel. An awesome job.

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Kit Case
6. wiredog
This novel sets Saavik as being part Romulan (pity ST couldn't do more with her) and gives her a nice turbolift scene with Kirk where Romulan humor comes up...
Ellen Cheeseman-Meyer
7. EllenMCM
@6 - Saavik has a TON of nice scenes. But not enough.
Kit Case
8. wiredog
@7
Lots of scenes in this novel/movie. And there's The Pandora Principal. But that seems to be it. No TNG/DS9 novels that have Admiral Saavik in them. Not much, if any, mention of her in the other TOS novels either.
Ellen Cheeseman-Meyer
9. EllenMCM
She plays a fairly prominent role in the Search For Spock. And I hear that there's more in some of the comics, where she has a command and also Spock's baby.
John C. Bunnell
10. JohnCBunnell
@8: There's Vulcan's Heart, by Josepha Sherman & Susan Shwartz, which is in significant part about the Spock/Saavik relationship. (This book is preceded by Vulcan's Forge and followed by a trilogy collectively titled Vulcan's Soul, all by Sherman and Shwartz, but of the group, Vulcan's Heart is most squarely focused on Spock and Saavik in specific.)
Theo16
11. Zeno
Mcgivers interest in these dictator characters was given by the writers to justify her fascination with Kahn and explain he would follow her. But yes it does one make one queston her at least her character and possibly her skill as a historian.
Theo16
12. Zeno
@4. Good point. I mentioned in another post on this site it is interesting that so much of Federation history relates to people related to either Kirk or Spock. Too much of a concidence. But it was done in Star Trek novels that dealt with past Federation history.

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