Wed
Dec 4 2013 5:25pm

Jon Snow’s Intense Abs Star in the First Trailer for Pompeii

Pompeii Kat Harington Jon Snow

Set in 79 A.D., Pompeii tells the epic story of how I forced everyone to go see Pompeii for my birthday so we could thrill to the story of Milo (Kit Harington), a slave turned invincible gladiator who finds himself in a race against time to save his true love Cassia (Emily Browning), the beautiful daughter of a wealthy merchant who has been unwillingly betrothed to a corrupt Roman Senator. As Mount Vesuvius notices Jon Snow’s RIDICULOUS ABS it gets...it’s just too much...and it erupts in a torrent of blazing lava. Jon Snow must fight his way out of the arena while Keifer Sutherland continually raises his goblet crying, “Friends, Romans, countrymen, how silly you all look running! What a marvelous show. I think I shall have some more wine! Hubris!”

Someone dies tragically, probably, and the city is buried under tons of ash and mud until millennia later, I drive up the slope of the dormant volcano and peer into the crater like an idiot.

It is the worst post-credits scene of all time. In theaters in February!

11 comments
Paul Weimer
1. PrinceJvstin
This movie is relevant to my interests, even if I am going to groan at all the liberties the thing is going to take.
Petar Belic
2. Petar Belic
I wandered through the ruins of Pompeii around a decade ago now. I was surprised at how poorly kept it was. On the other hand it was amazing to see the grafitti and everyday life of Pompeii there in front of me.

I look forward to this movie, but take it for what it is, mostly fantasy....
Chris Lough
4. TorChris
Thanks, Ali! I've definitely got that Rugged Paleontologist look goi...

Oh, you mean Jon Snow.

....

Everybody always means Jon Snow.
Constance Sublette
6. Zorra
Gads this looks dreadful -- all CGI. Spartacus and the Gods of the Arena Battle Volcano.

Could they have bitten Starz Spartacus any harder?
Theresa DeLucci
7. theresa_delucci
1) Milo is not a very heroic name.
2) Jon Snow knows how to do situps.
3) Well, Starz' Spartacus was actually a really good story, once you looked beyond the CGI surface. I... don't know that I can say this holds the same promise. Also, I bet there's like 90% less male nudity and 100% less Manu Bennett yelling.
4) So this is what happened to Mr. Echo after Lost?
JOSEPH HOOPMAN
8. hoopmanjh
They should've merged this with the 300 sequel. Jon Snow's abs, Eva Green and Spartans yelling at a volcano.
Alex Johnson
9. AJKJ
I shall only watch if there is a cameo by David Tennant as The Doctor, or Catherine Tate as Donna Noble, the TARDIS as the TARDIS, or a cameo of Peter Capaldi.....
Ali Fisher
10. alifisher
This is awkward. I really should have clarified that I was talking about the tristar pegasus.

And hey Theresa, #1 on your list is so. totally. wrong. Case in point: the Adventures of Milo and Otis
Petar Belic
11. Cool Bev
I take it this is a prequel to Pink Floyd at Pompei?

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