Fri
Dec 6 2013 9:00am
Morning Roundup: Dragons Never Give Up Their Swag Without a Fight

Via the karen-gillan tumblr, we present to you: the real plot of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug! This movie marquee pretty much nails the subtext of the book, since Smaug is not left with much swagger after he’s bested by a tiny, basically defenseless halfling....

Morning Roundup features: mind control cats! Robot death! And news about the Terminator remake, a follow-up to Legion, and a heartwarming glimpse of an Amazing Spider-Man 2 villain.

5 comments
Mike Conley
1. NomadUK
Emilia Clarke is up for the role of Sarah Connor in the Terminator remake.

I'm sorry ... what? The what?

Oh, for crying out loud ...
David Powers
2. hellfudge
Why are they doing this to us? Is a Terminator reboot necessary at all?
WOL
3. WOL
"Swag" means money or goods taken by a thief or burglar, so it's not just the "typo" that makes it funny. I'm pretty sure that's why Karen posted it on Tumblr.
Noneo Yourbusiness
4. Longtimefan
I think we should all chip in and buy that theater a new letter set. There are 9 marker modified letters in that sign and that is just unfortunate.
Del C
5. del
Missed opportunities: the "M" in SHOWTIMES was already an upside down "W" the vandals could have used.

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