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Dec 17 2013 11:00am

11 Odd, Campy, and Surreal Holiday Specials that Should be Classics

Pee Wee Christmas

Several years ago around this time, I wrote a post about some of my favorite bizarro holiday specials to help ring in our very first Tor.com Cthulhumas/Life Day/Krampusnacht/Solstice celebration. While a lot has changed since 2008, my abiding love of strange and unusual holiday-inspired lunacy is as strong as ever, so please enjoy this updated guide to some classic (or should-be classic) yuletide entertainment….

First off, I should admit that I’m a sucker for a lot of holiday standards, from The Grinch and Peanuts to Rudolph and Frosty the Snowman. I adore both White Christmas and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, but there’s also a lot of schmaltzy, badly-written nonsense floating around out there like so much stale, crusty fruitcake this time of year…and when the usual holiday fare starts wearing thin, it’s time to mix things up a bit.

The following movies and TV specials are amazing because they find new ways of celebrating the holiday spirit, with all its weird traditions and potentially awkward moments and unmeetable expectations. It’s not about irony or snark or subversion—it’s about making your own odd, goofy, wonderful kind of holiday cheer, wherever you can find it...

 

Scrooged (1988)
There are so many ways in which a late-80s update of A Christmas Carol could have gone horribly wrong, and yet Bill Murray is indescribably brilliant as viciously cynical TV exec Frank Cross, out to score holiday ratings with his tacky, exploitative live production of the Dickens classic (meta!). Murray’s trademark sarcasm and deadpan retorts make him the most entertaining incarnation of Scrooge ever, but when his smarmy yuppie facade finally cracks…well, let’s just say that the end of this movie gets me every time. By the time Murray and the rest of the cast (including Karen Allen, Carol Kane, Bobcat Goldthwait, David Johansen and Robert Mitchum) start singing along to “Put A Little Love In Your Heart,” I defy you not to get a little teary (in a good way!) One of the greatest holiday movies of all time, in my book.

 

Christmas At Pee-Wee’s Playhouse (1988)
In which Grace Jones arrives in a giant box and performs the only rendition of “The Little Drummer Boy” I’ll ever truly love. Plus, Pee-Wee teaches Little Richard how to ice skate, Charo performs “Feliz Navidad” with robot accompaniment, and Zsa Zsa Gabor appears as “Princess Zsa Zsa” and SO MUCH MORE. A hyper-affectionate throwback to the campy holiday TV extravaganzas of the 60s and 70s, Pee-Wee’s Christmas special is a total bizarre, sparkly delight with a heart of gold (and you can actually watch the whole thing here, thanks to the magic of YouTube! Just try not to read the comments. Ever.)

 

The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (1985)
I’ve already written about this amazingly bizarre and wonderful special at length, but I really can’t say enough good things about this puppety lovechild of L. Frank Baum and Rankin & Bass. It’s dark and weird and there are elves, wind demons, and a battle that involves a Santa-hating dragon...not to mention the fact that the plot centers on a council of immortal beings trying to decide whether to let Santa join them, or let him die of old age. (Spoiler: he doesn’t die, but it’s not like there aren’t people on the fence, for awhile). In short, not your usual, relentlessly cheery holiday fare, but it’s beautifully made, the design is stunning, and it’s certainly an original, fascinating take on the legend of Santa Claus through the lens of myth and fantasy.

 

The Year Without A Santa Claus (1974)
While there’s nothing else quite as intensely strange as The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus in the Rankin/Bass holiday canon, this little doozy certainly has its moments. You have to love any premise kicked off by a whiny, chronically depressed Santa who just doesn’t give a damn about Christmas anymore. Plus, the Heat Miser and Snow Miser are the catchiest duo to ever hit holiday animation, deep-seated mommy-issues and all; if you need a quick fix, you can catch their classic, campy little number above. In the end, though, the film delivers a fun twist on the Santa story, thanks to the irrepressible Mrs. Claus, who helps her husband rediscover the Christmas spirit and saves the day. It’s also a nice change of pace to see Mrs. Claus taking the reins (with an assist from Mother Nature, no less!)—she’s a smart, sassy holiday heroine, and there really aren’t as many of those as there should be.

 

Community
The show has had two fantastic Christmas-themed episodes to date; the first, “Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas,” is a smart, warped take on stop-motion animated holiday classics, combining group therapy and psychodrama with a fantasy land full of whimsical talking toys. The second is simply one of my favorite TV episodes of all time: “Regional Holiday Music” starts off as a goofy parody of Glee, but builds into an exploration of why the holidays are important and meaningful, as an opportunity to celebrate with the people you love, on your own terms.

It comes as close to a cliché sitcom-y resolution as Community is ever likely to get, but that happy ending has been more than earned by the fact that the show deals honestly with the reality that the holidays can be a dark time for some people, and all the forced holiday cheer in the world can’t compete with a little sincerity between friends. And I haven’t even mentioned the songs, which are all glorious and amazing—my favorite is probably Annie’s creepy, brilliant pseudo-seduction of Jeff (above), which deconstructs the infantilized Betty Boop-style appeal of a song like “Santa Baby” in the most hilarious way possible....

 

A Muppet Family Christmas (1987)
Not to knock the outstanding Muppet Christmas Carol, but this has always been my favorite Muppet holiday special, bringing together all of the characters from Sesame Street, The Muppet Show, and Fraggle Rock for some loosely plotted, rollicking Christmas merrymaking. The basic premise starts off with Fozzy invading his mother’s farm with the rest of the Muppet Show crew, just as she’s trying to leave for a vacation in Malibu. Meanwhile, Miss Piggy is stuck at photo shoot and spends most of the special running late for various reasons, while the house fills up with unexpected guests, carolers and assorted monsters. In the midst of all the chaos and singing and mild dysfunction, of course, a wonderful time is had by all, and we even get a cameo of Jim Henson himself at the very end, as all the Muppets sing “We Wish You A Merry Christmas.” It’s really not to be missed.

 

Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation! (2009)
Even if you’ve never seen the show, I’d still highly recommend this special, which manages to showcase the writers’ trademark ingenuity in terms of plotting, ridiculously clever dialogue and references and all the show’s usual features and in-jokes while creating a truly delightful, heartwarming celebration of the holidays. The plot’s a little too complicated to some up here, but it’s silly and light, and yet somehow manages to be more touching than it has any right to be. Also, the special guest star who voices Santa? Clancy Brown. Not a bad starting point if you’ve been hearing good things about the series, and a seasonal must-see if you’re already a fan (or if you just love ridiculously clever, warm holiday enterainment).

 

The Venture Bros.
The Season One episode “A Very Venture Christmas” starts off with a brilliant pastiche of every Christmas special cliché ever and ends with a visit from the Krampus. There’s also a bomb planted in a miniature Nativity scene. I don’t even want to say anything more. It’s just ridiculous, and amazing. Krampus!

 

Futurama
Even casual Futurama fans will probably already be familiar with the fact that a psychotic Robot Santa terrorizes the Planet Express gang every Xmas (in the future, of course, the holiday is pronounced “eks-mas”). The character was introduced in the first season’s “Xmas Story” (which ends with a rousing rendition of “Santa Claus Is Gunning You Down”), and returns in the third season episode “A Tale of Two Santas,” which also features Kwanzaabot, mistaken robo-idenitity, and Dr. Zoidberg pretending to be Jesus. Robot Santa also features in the fifth season’s “Futurama Holiday Spectacular” and Bender’s Big Score. Sure, in the future, Santa might be feared across the galaxy as a soulless killing machine—but nothing brings people closer than huddling indoors to escape his holiday wrath, so at least there’s something to look forward to....

 

Will Vinton’s Claymation Christmas Celebration (1987)
This slice of strange but enjoyable holiday cheer features an odd array of claymation characters, from the California Raisins to a snarky duo of comic-relief dinosaurs. Admittedly, it’s kind of trippy, in that Very Special 80s way. Say what you want about the 1980s—it was a strange decade, especially on the television front—but knock back a few glasses of eggnog and see if you can turn your back on the spectacle of talking dinosaurs and giant anthropomorphized raisins soulfully singing Christmas carols. Maybe not a full-on classic, but call it a fruity palate cleanser between marathon reruns of A Christmas Story and It’s A Wonderful Life.

 

The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Of course this makes the list, every year, forever. In terms of sheer campy absurdity, the notoriously ridiculous Star Wars Holiday Special is a perennial contender for the What. The Hell. Were They Thinking? Award. From the Boba Fett cartoon to the sight of an elderly Wookiee visibly aroused by the disco stylings of Diahann Carroll to Bea Arthur serenading the Mos Eisley cantina, the Special is a tragic experiment in messy kitsch which continues to wreak havoc in the back alleys of our pop culture consciousness. While it has never been released—in fact, George Lucas has reportedly stated, “If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it”—the SWHS is surprisingly easy to hunt down if you use The Force. And know how to perform a Google search. It should be noted (as a public service) that the gang from RiffTrax provide the kind of snarky commentary that might be the only way to make it through all two hours with your sanity intact. However you want to go about it, if it’s weirdness you’re after, you won’t be disappointed. Scarred, possibly. Deeply traumatized? Most definitely. But not disappointed.

 

So, those are my oddball recommendations—if the Island of Misfit Toys had its own cable channel, I imagine it would have a lot in common with this particular lineup...maybe with some bonus Gremlins and Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (or even Santa Claus: The Movie) thrown in for good (?) measure. But I can’t be the only one who likes to mix it up every year—share some of your own favorites in the comments, and however you end up spending the holidays this year, I hope they’re warm, wonderful, and highly entertaining!

This post originally appeared on December 17, 2012


Bridget McGovern is the managing editor of Tor.com. She can’t believe she missed out on Pee Wee’s Christmas Special for so many years, and is making up for lost time. You can never have enough wigs and glitter around, this time of year...

21 comments
Ducky
1. Ducky
Scrooged is a holiday staple for me, and I always counted A Christmas Story to be awesomely whacky, but maybe it's just me? In any case, this is a great list, and I need to check out Pee Wee's holiday special now!
Katharine Duckett
2. Katharine
Just watched the Pee Wee special this weekend--it's a yearly tradition. They actually have it streaming on the official Pee Wee website now, too!
Marilynn Byerly
3. MByerly
Anything "Phineas and Ferb" is easily recommended.

Friday's GRIMM did a fun and really dark Krampus story. It's available online right now on the NBC.com site.

I don't know if it's available anymore, but I have very fond memories of the Mr. Magoo version of "A Christmas Carol." It was my introduction to Dickens' classic with Mr. Magoo as Ebenezer Scrooge.

And, of course, the recent DOCTOR WHO Christmas specials that were about Christmas.
Ducky
4. Girl Detective
The Ref is part of our annual holiday video watching, as is Die Hard.

When I was growing up, my sisters and I watched a remake of It's a Wonderful Life starring Marlo Thomas and Trapper John a few years in a row. I think I was in college when I learned that somehow we'd missed ever seeing the original that everyone else in the world knew, and we knew only by its weird TV update.
Theresa DeLucci
5. theresa_delucci
Nightmare Before Christmas and Edward Scissorhands are my Christmas staples. Tim Burton knows how to mix sentimentality and whimsy with some creepy weirdness.

And Love Actually, because I'm a damned cliche.

I watch a bunch of Harry Potter movies, too, because there's usually an Xmas scene and it's an excuse to eat a lot of candy while watching and feeling like a big kid.
Ducky
6. RobertG
Not sure if I'd count Muppet Family Christmas among "odd, campy, or surreal" specials. For me, it's simply the best holiday special of all time, perfectly capturing the joy of both the season and Jim Henson's ingenious creations. Although I agree, it should be more widely known, and aired every year. Among other things, that special has the best rendition of "Jingle Bell Rock" ever recorded.
Chris Nelly
7. Aeryl
Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang is always on my list.

There's a PEEWEE SPECIAL? How did my adolescent self MISS THIS?!?!

Oh yeah, that's right, my Mom made me stop watching it. At first she thought PeeWee was wholesome children's entertainment(it must be if they put it on Saturday morning, right?). There was the word of the day, a talking chair and a racist caricature of a genie, what wasn't great for kids there! Then, she saw some of his stand up stuff, and that was that!(I was also prevented from watching further episodes of Mighty Mouse after she saw an episode, where she SWEARS Mighty Mouse lost his powers and regained them after eating a marijuana plant).
John C. Bunnell
8. JohnCBunnell
I am highly partial to "A Very Possible Christmas" (link is to the official Disney streaming video), the holiday episode of Disney's Kim Possible. Archvillain Dr. Drakken channels Dr. Seuss, and both he and Ron Stoppable turn out to be fans of the same suddenly-cancelled classic Christmas special ("The Six Tasks of Snowman Hank"), which was clearly produced by the Possible-verse incarnation of Rankin-Bass. Very meta, very funny, and yet entirely in the spirit of the season too.

And you can tell I'm in good company given that that second link goes to Diane Duane's brilliant reconstruction of the outline for that long-lost holiday classic.
Dixon Davis
9. KadesSwordElanor
Aeryl

I laughed for five minutes at your Mighty Mouse/marijuana plant quip. It sounds so much like something my Mom would do.

Not odd, surreal or campy, but great Christmas movies – IMHO – that I never hear mentioned. The Shop Around the Corner & In the Good Old Summertime. Garland’s “I don’t Care” (Summertime) has an irony to it that makes my heart break for the way Hollywood brass treated her.
Theresa DeLucci
10. theresa_delucci
Just remembered this bit of surreal Christmas-themed nighmare:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84oOfzTmc5g

The opening of The CIty of Lost Children put me off groups of roving Santas before SantaCon was a thing.
Rob Munnelly
12. RobMRobM
I'm partial to the first South Park Xmas special, with "It's Tough to be a Jew on Christmas," and "Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo" to chew on.
james loyd
13. gaijin
@6
"Muppet Family Christmas...should be more widely known, and aired every year."

I couldn't agree more, but that and a release for purchase are not likely in the foreseeable future. According to Muppet Mindset: "A Muppet Family Christmas has never been released uncut in its entirety due to music and character rights."

So, intellectual property issues screw over our childhood memories yet again. However, they continue: "A Muppet Family Christmas can be viewed, uncut, on YouTube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojtGHXsTXmU."
Alan Brown
14. AlanBrown
Ever since I discovered them a few years ago, I have loved Phineas and Ferb. I was bedridden and recovering from surgery, and they made me laugh, a lot, out loud (OK, actually that could hurt a bit). The Christmas special is a delightful twist on their familiar riff of wondering where Perry is, creating a strange device, attempted busting, defeat of Doof, and disappearance of that aforementioned device. The show is like a 12 bar blues--you know where they are going, but the fun is in how they get there.
My new favorite Christmas Specials are the Prep and Landing specials. I love the idea of Santa having an advance team, not to mention all sorts of high tech support.
Walker White
15. Walker
The best Muppet Christmas special is and has always been Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas.
Ducky
16. J Yang
"Brazil" and "Batman Returns" were Christmas movies...
Cheryl Sanders
17. RestlessSpirit
In addition to Bill Murray's "Scrooged", one must also add the Dan Akroyd/Eddie Murphy movie, "Trading Places". I love both of those movies. While not odd, campy or surreal per se, the "Hey Arnold!" Christmas special is pretty awesome :)
Dixon Davis
18. KadesSwordElanor
I agree RestlessSpirit. "Trading Places" is one of the best.
Louis: Looking good, Billy Ray!

Billy Ray: Feeling good, Louis!
Alan Brown
19. AlanBrown
I always watch Die Hard again at Christmas. And Love Actually. Two set-at-Christmas-but-perhaps-not-Christmassy movies.
Ducky
20. Marla J.
Wow! Two references to "Trading Places," a warped holiday classic. Dan Aykroyd as a crazed Santa, stuffing food into his pockets and waving guns at a Christmas party...who can resist that? And "A Christmas Story," of course. But what about "Elf," everyone? Who can resist Leon Redbone as a snowman who's never been anywhere because, as Santa puts it, "He has no feet!" Craziness.
Ducky
21. 2nihon
I saw the 1973 version of Miracle on 34th Street on TV one year. It was somewhat retro-cheesy but I enjoyed it. I recall being quite shocked at how different the introduction sequence was. I think it was designed to shock prople and make them realize that it is definitely NOT the 1940's any more.
Ducky
22. Robin Pasholk
The 1959 Mexican "Santa Claus" has long been a family Christmas tradition in our clan. It used to be played every year at the Christmas party Bergstrom Paper threw for employees' kids in the 60s and early 70s. The film is endearingly tacky and more than a little strange--Santa's "Master Eye", for instance, which looks like a bad retrofit of the Martian periscope from 1953's "War of the Worlds"!

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