As Michael Bay’s forthcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie continues its relentless march into existence, it may come as some comfort to know that the best possible Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie that could ever be made has been in existence since 2009.
Behold the glory of Turtles Forever!, a 90 minute spectacle which melds the “edgy” 2003 animated show and the wackier original 1987 cast (and also...well, that would be telling) with glorious fannish joy. It’s totally bonkers, respectful and loving with its characters, and more original than anything Bay will ever be able to produce.
The entire movie is available for view online. Time to be a kid again!