With the sudden appearance of multiple trailers and previews for Star Trek Into Darkness, we’ve become captivated not with Cumberbatch, not with the Enterprise plowing through an ocean, but with the weird scream-y face that Alice Eve is rocking.
Little did we realize the true potential of Alice Eve’s one-face-that-she’s-making until it was rumored that she was cast as Carol Marcus. Having created a FrankenMarcus for that post, we had to see what other movies she may have popped up in....
We can’t all be as cool as Dr. Ian Malcolm. Get the kids, Alice Eve!
We have no idea what the Dowager Countess just said, but Alice Eve does, and she is positively scandalized!
We feel the same way, Alice. This Bane-ruled Gotham is a shocking state to behold. (We’ve had our own fun with Bane, though...)
So that’s who Doctor Who’s Oswin Oswald really is! (Do you think she’ll still make us a soufflé?)
Want to try your own? Here’s the Alice Eve template. And remember, all proceeds from the internet’s mangling of Alice Eve’s Star Trek Into Darkness scream go towards getting Paramount to release a new trailer where she gets to do more than just scream.
Stubby the Rocket is the mascot of Tor.com. Stubby will admit to being a little eager to go on Christmas break.