Thu
May 3 2012 9:00am

Morning Roundup: Laser Shark vs. the Cumberbatch Rumors

This shark is wielding an actual laser, and we are sending it to track down all the Benedict Cumberbatch rumors. Today, Cumberbatch told MTV he doesn’t even know what the S.S. Botany Bay is! Maybe he’s not playing Khan after all. Laser shark!

Here’s our Cumberbatch rumor: Sherlock series 3 will feature Justin Bieber as one of the Baker Street Irregulars. Oh man, here comes the laser shark! It’s turned on us! (We saw the laser shark here.)

Your offsite links have lasers attached to them.

Highlights include:

  1. Val Kilmer takes off his glasses. So much.
  2. Why the 1980s Twilight Zone was actually good.
  3. Cumber-watch.

Every day Stubby the Rocket jets around the internet looking for links of interest. When Stubby finds these links, they get put in our handy Links of Interest section and sometimes on our Twitter and Facebook!  Here’s today’s selection:

Cumberbatch Zone

Avengers


Stubby the Rocket is the mascot of Tor.com. Stubby has laser sharks totally beat. Why? Because Stubby’s laser cannons can fire laser bolts in the shape of sharks. What.

1 comment
Del C
1. del
You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

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